the NY Times thinks I’m trying to rewire my brain
Thursday, June 2nd, 2011 at 11:58 am by Brian Ales
“(Their) whole brain appears to rewire because of bilingualism. “
OK. No wonder it’s been such slow going.
A year in Berlin, and my progress mit der deutschen Sprache ist leider nicht schnell genug für mich – but according to a recent piece in the New York Times, maybe it’s due not to a lack of time and/or discipline (my two most often-used excuses), but to all those years of ‘monolingualism’ having left my brain less able to handle a second language.
The article claims numerous advantages to having a multilingual brain: increased multitasking ability, reduced risk of Alzheimer’s Disease, and increased problem-solving ability, to name just a few. So although I could get by here in cosmopolitan Berlin without speaking any German at all, I’m not giving up – I’d like to have me one of them multilingual brains.
According to the New York Times, it’s good for me (and I have to admit, it’s a challenging and interesting process to go through).
Andreas and Christoph are both bilingual. My wife speaks three languages – fluently. I’m as smart as these guys, right? I hope so, because I now find myself in a race against time, a race against my 9 month old German-born niece: will I speak German as well as a 2 year old by next year?
It’s on, my ruthless, diapered rival. OK, so you’ve got something on me in the cuteness department, that doesn’t scare me. I’ve got a few tricks of my own up my sleeve, “baby”: I’ve got technology on my side: apps, audio books, google translate, deutsche welle, and any number of the countless message boards out there. In the brutal competition to come, I will show you no mercy.
Still, I’ve been trying to transfer all this data, this German language, onto my ‘system’ for about 12 months now – and I can’t help but notice that the transfer rate, the data throughput, has been a bit disappointing.
If the New York Times article is correct, maybe what I really need is a firmware update.
P.S. Mark Twain (who, it turns out, is a lot funnier than I remember) went through a similar experience over a century ago. For an idea of just what I’m up against, read his short essay “The Awful German Language“.


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